im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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