The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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