are you so shy because you have an std?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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