I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Randomize
