In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Buhtt sex?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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