FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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