He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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