what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
