we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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