She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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