gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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