nut hugger
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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