Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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