absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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