Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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