her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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