Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
