Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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