You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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