the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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