Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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