Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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