I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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