Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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