Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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