... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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