would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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