I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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