It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Found your dick twin last night
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
