We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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