In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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