Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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