I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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