It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you win again, gameday.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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