worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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