i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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