Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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