Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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