And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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