Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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