We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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