I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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