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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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