I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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