They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm at about main and main street
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We need to get me chipped asap
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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