A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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