careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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