How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
