Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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