you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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